Rose, an old Texas lady, was visiting her granddaughter in New York City. One day, she was supposed to meet her in a very lavish shopping center.
She was riding the elevator when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “‘Romance’ by Ralph Lauren, $200 a bottle!”
The young woman looks Rose up and down and says, “But maybe you don’t afford it.”
The doors open
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator.
The first young woman asks the new arrival, “Wow, I just adore that fragrance! What is it?”
The second young woman replies, “I know, right?. It’s ‘Chanel No. 5’, $350 a bottle!”
The first woman gives Rose patronizing glance, and says, “I’ll remember to buy some. This old woman probably won’t remember though, I bet she’s already forgotten the perfume name.”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, Rose looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says:
“Broccoli – 2 dollars a pound!”
The moral of the story: Don’t try to get snobby with older ladies – they’ve got more experience and smarts than you!
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